BDO and certain festival attire

mmmm love thy neighbour

The Gold Coast Big Day Out on Sunday was great - my youngest brother, his girlfriend and I had a blast. Despite the pathetic midstrength drinks (still for $8), the piles of sweaty dirty people who felt it was their duty to rub up against you at every given opportunity and what my bro and I are sure were tofu dogs masquerading as hot dogs, we had a ball.

It really was gross. Lucky the next shop sold hot chips.. tasty, tasty hot chips

Something I realised while eating my shitty hot dog (or rather, the cheesed & tomato sauced-bun after ditching the snag) was the same attire on many a young girl.

"so then i told stacey ooooyyy mooiyy gouurd, your tan looks soooyy real!"

I don't know who told girls that wearing high waisted denim shorts with your arsecheeks hanging out is a good look, but they were seriously misguided. Of course, if you're game (read: deluded) enough to wear high waisted camel-toe-inducing shorts in public, you'll be bathing in fake tan before you spend the day outside.. nothing like a few oompa loompas to match the mario brothers, kermit and miss piggy and crazy lyrca suit dudes

It's amazing they are still standing - it's effing hot

Anyway, anyone planning on going to the BDO, please leave the high waisted I-can-see-what-you-had-for-breakfast shorts at home.